New Terminology

So one of my friends (hi, Rod) came up with a new word to describe what his wife (hi, Blair) is suffering from in my absence, the term is called - Shanbandonment. Blair is a very good friend from my undergraduate days at Penn State. Rod describes this term as a feeling of Shannon abandonment which is a very difficult to overcome. Each time Blair mentioned missing me over the weekend, he would say she was suffering from Shanbandonment. :)